40-Question Meme

I’m not exactly sure how I got there, but I found the meme on this blog: http://sillydreamer.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/a-40-question-meme/ ^^ lalala…

1. My uncle once:  explained how sitting in a booth at a fast-food place could cause a pregnant lady’s baby to shoot out of her mouth as a kind of joke and made my friends cry from laughing so hard.

2. Never in my life: have I skydived

3.When I was five: I got confused a lot. 😀 Well, I still get confused, but it was worse back then. XD

4.High School was: is…strange?

5.I will never forget: Some people in my first grade class and summer school..camp at school.. for some reason. Chantel who was very sweet and who I idealized even though her best friend Kiara seemed like the devil, Mrs. Lindenaur the really tall teacher’s aid who had brown hair, Mrs. Conklin who was pregnant, Muhammad who was really funny, Lauren or Laura I think was her name who was pretty and knew some grown up things and who I thought was strange but surprisingly nice and sympathetic to me when I needed it, Catrina who had green corduroy overalls pigtails and cried a looooot but was good with babies and thought my sister was cute (bleeeh), Evelyn who was tall and perfect and nice and cried when the evil substitute got angry and made her take a red card because she asked for help (no talking) which led to Mrs. Conklin being convinced that she was evil and letting everyone start over, Patricia who went to El Salvador for vacation and Linda who I idealized after I moved and was convinced they were my best friends, this one boy who was the class clown and always had his card flipped but the teacher couldn’t help laughing at his jokes sometimes, Gabriella who was nice and popular and gave me hugs a lot, and Evelyn’s… sidekick…who I don’t remember but I was shocked at her ability to draw clowns and bows. Yup….I remember these two asian girl twins too with bob cuts who I was fascinated by. We went to this tube thing at the playground with another girl and they got mad at each other cause they wanted to tell the story. It was interesting. And another girl who was also asian I met at the laundromat who I played with and told me her name was Cheeseburger. I believed her. I think maybe she wasn’t supposed to tell her name. I played pin ball there. And at one point they put a small house for kids to play in at the corner, which psyched my brains out. I brought my cinderella coloring book and I remember one page that I was too scared to color because I didn’t want to wreck it. This girl wanted to color with me, and she saw the page and asked  to color it. I asked her if she was good and she said yes! and I happily let her. She didn’t color in the lines and used strange colors. =_=;; I told her it was great.

6.I once met: a lady who played Cinderella at a play.

7. There’s this girl I know who: calls me idiot all the time. If she hadn’t I don’t think I’d have been comfortable around her and now we’re friends. ^^

8. Once, at a bar: hah.

9. By noon, I’m usually: confused. Or depressedish cause the day will be normal.

10. Last night: I watched Judas (movie) and became convinced that “Robert Powell” and “Ian McShane” portrayed Jesus and Judas the best. I also blame Ian McShane for the sympathy I’ve developed for Judas and other villains from the time I was a kid. I’m not kidding. I was outraged that Jesus was cold to him in the movie and felt really sad for Judas, and angry at heroes who are cruel towards apologizing villains. =_= I think I felt bad for Hades in Hercules at one point. A couple others too. *sigh* I’m still sad for Judas, but I know it’s only cause of his potrayal in that movie. Why? BECAUSE OF THIS LINK: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mcshanebest/2522128188/

PATHOS! THAT WORD!! “McShane brought a sympathetic sense of pathos to his portrayal of Judas in the Franco Zeffirelli-directed bio of the life of Jesus Christ. ” It was done on PURPOSE! If you click the link you will see a rant-comment that was obviously not from me.

11. If only I had: a place where I could run and play tennis..with a net. And people to play tennis with that don’t make excuses like ‘nyeeh I have a headache’ or ‘nyeeeh I have the flu.’ (XDD)

12. Next time I go to church: it better be Christmas. This has gone on long enough.

13. Terry Schiavo: will not be googled.

14. What worries me most: I won’t get serious and take control of my life and be happy with myself.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: closed blinds, my faint shadow, and the white wall. Symbolism?! XD

16. When I turn my head right, I see: Chair, kitchen, dining room, living room, tv with blue DVD screen, microwave, light, and the dust on the wall and ceiling cause of the semi-explosion I caused. [sudden shock and realization not related to symbolism).

17. You know I’m lying when: I don’t know….o_o;;

18. What I miss most about the eighties: hehehe….

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: someone who goes insane. I’d say Hamlet, but his situation is weird, and I’m supposed to read through Act5 now. Hmmm…Ophelia? Nah, she was in love, and her insanity doesn’t scare her I think.

20. By this time next year: I hope I’ll be enjoying life and be responsible.

21. A better name for me would be: Psycho-pants. I think my name is fine..? People even attach an -ish to it when describing something or explaining why it fits me. Which is kind of annoying sometimes that my essence can’t be described in REAL WORDS. I need something better people! AAAAUGH! *failwithrepeatedmistakeandbackspace=_=* It was kinda nice at first but now it doesn’t help and it makes me feel narcissistic when I mention it. I mean, I am, but still.

22. I have a hard time understanding: how people get motivated and pumped up so easily without getting down when they question things. But I question the wrong things. =_=;; Not like controversial, just in my life I should be questioning my own habits.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: hehe

24. You know I like you if: I can’t help trying to distract you while giggling like a crazy person.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: meh mumz.

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: people I should get to know. =.= Don’t know the last two…of course.

27. Take my advice, never: let questioning things stop you from doing or whatevering the thing that you’re questioning if it’s important or not bad, especially if you’re at a deciding point in your life. And never dump water over a flaming pot of oil. I don’t know what you do, but no water. Put a lid on it or use baking soda or powder, whatever it was. Google it.

28. My ideal breakfast is: my dad’s breakfast cooking…he makes the best breakfast ever. T_T But when he’s in a good mood I think. Or a Sausage Biscuit at McDonalds. X_x I’ve always loved that. But eggs at any restaurant is disgusting. Homemade only!

29. A song I love, but do not own is: those old-fashioned songs you sometimes hear in commercials and movies. Can’t think of one…Like, ‘Build me up, Buttercup’ I guess.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You might be in two places at once. Or three, I don’t really know where my hometown is….Hm. Well, maybe. Bleh.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: Bad combo! A tulip who’s actually a human with a character flaw  has a microchip hidden in the bud (blossomed) and a group of track stars suddenly trample over it! Or past it.

32. Why won’t people: be..good. Or think rationally. At least try.

33.If you spend the night at my house: You’ll be weirded out. Or think the family is dysfunctional. Not that bad though.

34. I’d stop my wedding for: an emergency?

35. The world could do without: evil….spite..greed. Bad things?! I don’t like bugs. But birds eat them. OO! Guns and firearms and nuclear weapons! Fight with swords! >:O Or fists at least! There’s more honor in it that way! Just boom-boom, bleh. Killing of innocents has increased. Then again, not all people are skilled with weapons, so…damn. Still evil. Ok, no evil thats all.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: something grosser or slimier…ew. Gosh.

37. My favorite blonde is: …do I have any blond friends, I wonder? hm….wow, I guess not. haha. Eh…don’t think I have any..Howbout that Newt guy from the show with Raven’s brother on Disney? I’m no Disney fan….or the TV network now anyway, but I saw some episodes and thought he was funny. It wasn’t ever by choice though. @_@;;

38:Â Paper clips are more useful than: cheap socks…waiiit…yes..no…Ok….Toenails! Seriously, why do they grow? What’s the purpose??

39. If I do anything well, it’s: be weird.

40. And by the way: I’m unsure about everything! XD