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Robotic Rhetoric

7 Jul

Robotic Rhetoric

This is the most amazing blog xD I’m lucky enough to have it following me currently and as of today, and I cannot believe it exists. xD

It reminds me a lot of this person who I used to often talk to on facebook xD The way they talk and what they say. I’m still friends with him (and met him) on facebook (not common for me) through this crazy page/group thing. But he was a bit more ridiculous in how unrestrained and how he approached every topic (extraordinarily irreverently and absolutely shocking) but it’s part of the reason I had so much fun talking to him. Also because we spoke in these long-ass paragraphs, which is rare to find, especially when the topic is also exactly the sort of thing you find interesting. The only thing is that I wasn’t sure if I was weirder because some topics he mentioned I had already found old. Then again he might have found me a bit stiff or prudeish compared to him. If he had become my friend before I’d moved…xD Oh dear. Well, I wouldn’t be as intelligent I think. Not that I’m particularily so now….

Wait. No, back on topic, uggghhhh I swear I couldn’t find a more appropriate blog title xD BUT YES, this blog is hilarious go follow and read his stuff, it’s absolutely amazing.




18 Jul

I saw trees.

I was in a car around the top-ish of a mountain sort of thing.

It looked like there were millions. Ok, maybe a couple hundred thousands. Or just thousands.

There were green, yellow, red, and purple-ish looking trees, but they were the same…I don’t know, breed?? Species. Type. Monkeybread. My first thought was that the mountain had a bad rash or something.

Ok, not really, that was my thought on the way back down. My first-ish thought was that God had colored the trees with a small box of Crayola crayons. I thought watercolors at first, but I thought that it didn’t look quite watery, so I went with scribble-scrabbling with Crayons. ^_^

Then I noticed some of them were sort of….dead, when you saw them up close, so maybe that explains it, but I don’t think so. Then I wondered whether if the people who…were in charge of…the environment thing had planted those colored ones for effect.

But that’s totally impossible, there were waaaay too many. It was like cloning at it’s most functionable (<- second thought, not as fluent or w’hot-evah!). I was wondering what would happen if they all suddenly turned into robots or ninjas or other cliche archetypes.

It was really beautiful though. It’s an amazing view from high up on a mountain.

Also your ears pop because of the altitude, and you get twenty-six dollar T-Shirts from souvenier shops.

I imagined falling down the edge in a large variety of ways, and explained the scenarios to my sister in detail, just to make sure she got it. Most of it involved becoming horizantally alligned to the edge of the mountain from which you fell from, and I didn’t explain what ever happened after.

Then I won a debate with her about whether those random white pools on the mountains were cement or snow.

And then I touched snow for the first time in 11 years. And I regretted not bringing sneakers to…here. *whistles* And we had a snowball fight. And I tripped. And I cursed sandals. And my dad and sister ganged up on me. I think it’s cause I initiated the battle. And etc.

And then I wondered if my fingers were gonna peel because they were so numb. And I cursed sandals. Again. But I’m happy they weren’t the ones with that evil toe thing, whatever it’s called. I hate those. If I want my big toe to hang from the side of my foot I’ll have the doctor adjust the bone his or her or itself, thank you very much. 😛

Yah, anyways, Trees are awesome, and mountains too. (How often do you get to see a sign saying “Beware of Rapidly Changing Weather”? Eh? Never, unless you make it yourself. Like *I’m* gonna do once I figure out where I hid my sister’s box of crayons. Ah-boo-ya. ♫ 8)).

(Also, I was often called a monkey as a child. Because I climbed trees a lot. And stuff. I didn’t today though, those trees weren’t totally climbable, and….stuff. :D)

Summary: It really was absolutley breathtaking and mind-bogglingly insaaaane. 😯 Done. 😉

edit: I found a picture that is similar to what I saw!!

It wasn’t as pink though, I think. More yellow-ish in the mix. 😮