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However Times Infinity – Short Story of Zorphilzaneezatch

17 Nov

Creative Writing during Sophomore year. We were given a random picture from a magazine and we had to write about them – like a back story or explaining the picture. I got a picture of a family eating dinner. The mom/wife was serving something that looked like lasagna or some sort of casserole. It was weird looking. There was the husband, and a kid in a hat, and a baby. So, naturally, I wrote a sci-fi story. This is what I sort of gravitate to when I’m stuck I think – weird meezletoe sci-fi. I made a list of ideas to get me started and they had the same sort of feel and I squashed them together.

However Times Infinity (cause…I used ‘However’ a lot in here. I don’t think they knew that was the reason, but that’s why blogs are so nice. All the stuff I haven’t explained goes here, bwahahaha)

~*~A story of drama, sci-fi goodness, pandas, and the romantic nature of Kazboofa-Ray Guns and psychopathic, super-intelligent babies. Oh sigh, oh sob. ~*~

When Zorphillzaneezatch landed on this planet she had one mission and one mission only; to defeat the lizard foes once and for all. However when the door of her Toyotack Shamony Spaceship (series glorph) opened, she found that the intelligence reports had been wrong. The dinosaurs had been replaced by a new kind of lizard. Humans. Lucky for Zorphillzaneezatch the humans would be much easier to take down anyway. However as she prepared her Kazboofa-ray prototype gun to start the war, she accidentally made eye contact with another human. Crap. On her planet that meant either marriage or instant death to whoever grabbed their gun first. It was Zector 8 of Planet LaVartia’s way of dealing with population control. Suddenly the human started walking forward. Zorphillzaneezatch started contemplating her options. She had been given orders to shoot the enemy indiscriminately and randomly 5 minutes after landing, but if she didn’t kill this one immediately (only 2 minutes had passed), her honor would be in jeopardy, and she would lose her membership in the Chibi Panda’s club, a club dedicated to worshipping their Panda allies and their cuteness. The human stopped in front of her. Zorphillzaneezatch decided.

“EAT ZOOMF EARTH SCUM!!!” the alien bellowed, pointing the brightly colored Kazboofa-ray gun at the human’s face.

“Wha-?”

ZAMF!

ZAMF-ZAMF-ZAMF.

“…Eh?”

ZAMF-ZAMF-ZAMF.

She was pulling the trigger but…?

“Ah. I forgot to charge it up. Guess I’ll have to do it manually.” She started pumping the gun.

“Hey, is that some sort of new high-tech water-gun or something…?” The human was confused.

“You, Human. You will show me this place by way of tour. You will provide sustenance and information on this city’s energy storage system.”

“Eh…O.K.” said the bewildered human as the alien started scanning him with her Bloorfad Object-Evaluator.

The human was male, large, mustached, slow, and pink. The BOE was very skilled at telling you what could obviously be seen. The human’s name was Tim Burble. They proceeded to take a 3 hour tour of the city.

However, by the time the Kaboofa-Ray Gun was charged up it was too late. Zorphillzaneezatch had experienced the joys that eating pasta could bring. She immediately petitioned the sparing of Earth and arranged for Zector 8’s Parliament to taste the pasta themselves. Earth was spared. The Italians had saved Earth (and they didn’t even know it).

However, when the Chibi Panda Club Congress heard of her accidental delay of destroying the Earth scum Burble, they threatened to revoke her membership. She immediately married him to sustain her membership, avoid strange questioning, and because she’d feel guilty killing him as he had been the one to introduce her and her planet to pasta.

They later had 2 children, one of which they kept. The 2nd baby they swapped because they had planned on having a blonde baby, and they had accidentally had a brunette. Not for superficial reasons, but because only blonde children could be portals to other planets and dimensions. The baby they got was a psychopathic super-intelligent baby who would later bring about the Apocolypse using LaVartian technology.

Zorphillzaneezatch became a famous pasta chef and constantly served lasagna to her family.

So…Ya. I can now spell that name without hesitation. I did it on purpose cause it’d be a hassle to say out loud so many times, hehehe. Our teacher (I hadn’t known this) makes our stuff be read out loud either by us or her – it should be us, but she was lenient sometimes. But she abbreviated the name, so it wasn’t as cool. Nevertheless, people were awed and confused beyond confusion, so they laughed – it was the correct reaction though, so I am relieved.

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Return to Emerald Harbor – New Sims 3 Story

1 Nov

-muhahahahha-

It’s Reeevolluuuutionary.

And to celebrate the two months of group preparation (of which even irresponsible Meez was a part of), I have edited this screenshot of Emerald Harbor as it looked when it was declared habitable again:

~You’ve been invited~

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA, SORRY, SORRY, I COULDN’T HELP SOUNDING CREEPY LIKE THAT, IT WAS TOO APPEALING AN OPPORTUNITY! Just click it, it’s an interesting Sims 3 experiment, and I’m pretty sure it’s the first time anyone’s done something like this with the Sims. You won’t regret it ;). ♥ Hope you read our story, we worked hard on it. 😀

As further inducement, here’s who’s involved in this experiment, and their resumes:

Statements and Cheesyness

19 Sep

WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO MAKE A STATEMENT?! What is it with wisdom and advice, and why does it have to be linked with dramatic events!? ONLINE?! I understand why-ish, but what is it that makes it seem like society is sort of a factor in it?! And it’s on the internet too….

I’m talking Internet mostly. In real life, I’m no good. I’m no good. -_-

But onliiine….Bullying and such, and the defenders….It’s good that it happens, but why must there be online drama, and these roles involved?!

IS IT BECAUSE OF THE TROLLS?! Without Villains there can’t be Heroes, sort of thing?? Are they the reason there have to be Online Defenders of Webbers, or Internet Life Guards?! It’s these stupid roles and mini-episodes that bug me! It feels so fake or so unreal and…augh!

Online Webber-Defenders, keep doing your thing and all, I’m just venting my annoyance of cheesyness.

My annoyance with cheesyness makes me sad sometimes though. Its another sign that I’ve lost my childhood innocence -_- (which, however, I was lucky to have had for such an abnormally extended period of time..I think I still have traces of it.). I realized this when I went to see a college play that I enjoyed but kept squirming about. I realized I hadn’t or couldn’t accidentally lose myself in the play, even though some things looked cool. I had a flashback to when my uncle took the family to see Cinderella….It was probably super-cheesy but I don’t remember squirming…or the play. I remember wondering (as a kid) if they actually kissed though -_-;. I always thought, as a kid, that those sort of real life movie scenes were done with special effects because it’d be impossible or ridiculous for actors to actually have to kiss all those people, especially if they were already married. But eventually, I realized “OMIGOSH THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO KISS?!” I think I was 10 when I found out. Or maybe 11, I don’t know. I was very naive maybe….Yeah, I thought that they had some sort of sneaky actor’s trick when I was 10 or 11, but found out, no. I had even watched Titanic when I was 6..I didn’t completely know what was going on during that…scene, but I was probably veeery surprised..

Hah, the way a kid organizes the world to appear logical to them is funny, eh? Well, I was…eh..eccentric I think, but still….(I’m still weird).

Yah, anyways, all I was really concerned about after Cinderella was meeting the lady who played her, and I was super excited when we got to. She was really pretty, but different from what I expected (she still had the gown though). So I think I asked her, “DID YOU REALLY KISS HIM?!” And I guess she said or someone said that the guy was her boyfriend, so  I was like, “oh , it’s o.k. then.” Maybe I interviewed her? I just have this memory where my view is looking up and seeing her with blonde-ish hair in a bun and bright lipstick and the dress and the black thing around her neck, and I think she has a friendly smile on. It’s in this white hallway-type (dressing room area?) and there are a bunch of people around I think taking pictures with her too and congratulating, maybe giving flowers. For some reason though, I think right now, or maybe my memory is effected by something else now, that the smile she gave me was a bit fake or fading cause I may have weirded her out. Maybe I was giving her an intense stare of awe without realizing it. I realized in middle school that I’m one of those people who looked maybe pissed off or unapproachable when I’m thinking (lol, cause thinking is such a strain on my brain…hahahha, sorry, sorry)….And also that sometimes I think I’m giving people a friendly smile (maybe in response to theirs) but I’m..not. XD I was very surprised. It was cause I accidentally saw myself in the passenger-seat’s rearview mirror and I wasn’t smiling and I thought I had been. XD Or at least not wide enough for someone to detect. Gah. I think I’m doing better now though.

Eh, slight flashback of the play during the carriages….and the shadows…Nah, it’s gone. ><;

Anywayz…That’s all.

Pass-Back from Creative Writing last year

12 Sep

This was the game we played in Creative Writing class, last year, first semester. We had different themes we were assigned, and we’d all write a little snippet for about 5 minitues, and pass it to the next person in our assigned group. The themes I remember were Sci-Fi, Romance, Drama, and maybe adventure, but I don’t remember….There were 5. At the end, we’d get ours back and finish it up. I got *weeps* Romance. X_X. Like I said, I forced my voice onto it. I WILL NOT BEND! But it ended up being a little difficult at the beginning, so it’s short. So here:

Kazoo, the Cheeseburgerian Warrior King had committed the ULTAMATE SIN. He had fallen in love…WITH THE HOT DOG QUEEN, Oozak! (DOOM) It had happened during the 37th century when Richard Nixon had come back to life. He swore to break up this happy couple and steal the Hot Dog Queen. He was going to do this by zapping Kazoo with the Phazer Beeem 5,000,000. So on the morning of Septober 34th, he crept up to the Warrior King’s house, 12:00 in the evening and began his hunt. He tip toed through the front corridor and snuck through the 9th [illegible :(]. When he got there he swore his revenge against the Cheeseburgerian Warrior King. He opened the door and rushed at him with his giant French Fry sword. The Burger King began to bleed ketchup. It was everywhere, including on Richard Nixon’s Nike’s. Richard Nixon was very angry. So he took out his destroy the world button…..The world would meet ultimate doom if he pushed it…. He eventually killed the Cheeseburgerian Warrior King. Nothing was ever found that day. Nixon got with the Queen and made babies. Then she found out that he was cheating, and shot him in the face! She than began seeing her dead husband’s best friend. But he didn’t have enough money so she left him. Eventually, she hired a Pizza Sorceress to bring her dead husband (who, apparently, she had married in secret…) back to life, which the Pizza Sorceress did successfully, by sucking the life out of Oozak’s and Richard Nixon’s babies. Kazoo and Oozak embraced, overjoyed and disgusted (by the smell of rotten hamburger meat) and eloped to America in the 3rd dimension. However, they were separated along the way, and were transformed into fast food stores and frozen food products. Thus, a tragedy.

I laughed so hard…XD…I ended up writing about this (critique) and making fun of some accidental things…like the vanished destroy the world button, and some other interesting stuffs. But I wouldn’t change this eva! IT’S BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT! ^^

…eh…I just remembered something……noo…D’X

Sims 3, Pass-it-on Story Game?

12 Sep

I had an idea….here is how it happened:

http://anothersims3story.wordpress.com/explaining-the-story/

muhahahhha

Okay, here it is. There’s this Sim or a Sim family or something, and a bunch or a few RL Simmers get together online, and decide to play the game to a certain point, and somehow pass it on to the next Simmer, and they get to play and pass it on to the next simmer, and etc. Maybe the limit is a day. If the group is sort of big, they could make the lifespan a little longer, or if they want to give everyone a longer limit. 😀

The person could play the family or lead the story anyway they wanted, and be as hands-on or -off as possible. It’d be cool because everyone would use a different tone, and annoy each other as much as possible (joke). For example, if this was a love-triangle story and two Simmers preferred the Sim to have certain relationship but with different people, or if this wasn’t a romance story and a Simmer happened to keep swaying that way.

There could be exceptions though….If marriage seems to be too big a choice for one Simmer to make….maybe it could be decided by a vote of the Simmers or the readers…or both. Or it could be as free-wheelin’ as possible.

If this is a competition with no votes, the Simmers could do a sabotage for the story plot (one person or a team conspiracy – hehe, I’d prefer it to be announced in some way though – none of this sneaky business..) and decide to make the Sim have a career in blah or marry someone the others or a person doesn’t want the Sim to marry (and the limit per Simmer is a day, right?). But it’d be in good humor, mu-ha-ha-ha. o_o

Lol, I can imagine my sister and me making the person get divorced, or switch jobs everyday, and eventually someone snaps and kills the sim…but the other person would find out by reading it + screenshots. HAHAHHAHAHA! And if they were self-sims! HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAA! Omigosh, omigosh, X’D

Another form of competition (^^) could be to have each person make a Sim and put them in the neighborhood (oh snap, I just realized something), and make the other Sim being played try to end up with your person or something. Or each Simmer outlines a story plot they’ll [initially, at least] try to follow and sees what happens to the Sim. And on WordPress, multiple…accounts can own one blog…eh….together…ly….Co-authors? Whatever! (quitter -_-).

About the whole killing the lead-sim thing….maybe that wouldn’t be allowed (purposely) until the Sim had a family. Or maybe if it happened accidentally….no save it? But it wouldn’t be as legit that way. Poor, poor Simmer. hehehe…

So, the thing I realized – would we have to send neighborhoods?! Like E-mail?! Wot?! Cause the family only- that would not work – story-line wise! Skra! Snaps, those techie probs. Unless you just made it fit as best as you could, hehe. Maybe no emailing required then…? Or still yes. Since….Meh. Here is where the knitted sweater that is my plan becomes un-done. And it was starting to look so vibrant and shiny too. Oh well. (Narcissist?)

This whole thing is sort of how like when you were a kid playing “pretend” with other kids, and you just went with the flow….Or maybe ended up fighting, but usually it worked out O.K.

In the blog titles, it could be like: “Meezletoe – Miki Meets Bagleboy.”…Baglebot. OO SCIFI TWIST, OH GOSH I WANT TO DO THIS, IT’D BE HILARIOUS! I just remembered something similar that happened in Creative Writing last year (semester class). We had different genres or themes (mine was, augh, romance, I believe. I wept bitterly, but I still forced my insane voice onto it…I should put the story here :D), and we had a group with the other themes (sci-fi, drama, adventure maybe, it’s a blur).

So, that’d be interesting.

Thoughts?

…Hey, I think I’ll send this around….Just to let it get some publicity, in case it has good-idea potential and someone out there wants to do this. Unless this idea has already been inventor-ed. ^^

Meezletoe is in Erion’s Project Runway Sims 3 Edition :)

14 Aug

Yep. I’m in it. Here is the Link:

http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/posts/list/78639.page 

Erion’s page: http://www.thesims3.com/mypage/Erion

The first contest was Everyday clothes for two models with opposite personality types. 🙂

But we only have one primary model for the entire…game thing, unless she says otherwise.

And I just submitted my entry for the first competition. So far, three of us have, but the deadline is the 18th. I wonder if the other people know. :\

I don’t think she’s accepting anymore participants though. She had a deadline for that too….Who knows, maybe that will change too.

Anyways, here is my first submission ^^:

Thanks Rob
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Official Sim Project Runway Entry – Week 1

Name of Designer: Meezletoe!

Link to primary model (wearing first you designed):
http://www.thesims3.com/assetDetail.html?assetId=935146

Link to secondary model (wearing second outfit you designed):
http://www.thesims3.com/assetDetail.html?assetId=935147

Link to photos of models on the runway:











Details or comments:
I’m planning on using them for some sort of blog-sim story, but for now, they’re models! Hehehe…
Obviously this is a Good vs. Evil thing. She’s a good angel, and the other is an evil one, or a demon. Those are the personality traits. The demon is also a Charismatic Party Animal, while the angel is more straightforward and honest (hot-headed, loves the outdoors, brave).

Credit/Links to any simmers whose custom content you used:
I got the hairstyle from The Sim Artist Union, but the link to their site is down, I think.
http://store.thesims3.com/productDetail.html?productId=OFB-SIM3
%3A17680
for the Danger Darling suit.

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For the record, I don’t like the show Project Runway. I’ve seen a couple episodes and glimpses of the show, and for the most part all I see is drama, and bad-natured ego-maniacal people with too much attitude. It makes me frustrated and annoyed. However, I like looking at some of the clothes. On the other hand – reality TV = scourge of the Earth and bringer-abouter of the Apocalypse.
But I like this game. BWAHAHAHhAAHAHA…
For the record, I woooould prefer it if you didn’t start downloading my good/evil sim, because I’m gonna’ make a Sim Story with them, you see.
But 3 people have already downloaded them both.
Oh snap, Evil took the lead – she has 4!
Hahahha, it’s the showdown between Good and Evil in my studio – who will take over the Sim World….er..more?!
By the way, Mekonnen means angel.
And, I’ll upload some doodles this week, probably. Unless a hyena eats me.

Glitch Pics Video, edited by Kitten3735

29 Jul

To see the forum post where we all contributed, click this link that you’re going to see right: http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/posts/list/25176.page